Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The flake is a jerk

If you haven't yet, read this post first:  Flakiness is not attractive...unless you are a croissant

So this morning I got these 3 texts:

Hey there.  I’m S, B’s gf.  Just curious why you’re texting my guy to meet?  Thanks.

You’re prob unaware of me.  I’m texting all the girls found on his phone including the 22 year old, the sisters he asked for a 3some (or was that you? Sister lives in jersey city too?), plus many others.  Also, he has genital warts.  Be careful!

Oh and he was on the phone with me when he cancelled on you.  I have the texts he sent you too.  Nice home wrecking.

I think this is hysterical.  In all my years of dating, I’m pleasantly surprised that this is the first time that something like this has happened to me. 

I wanted to reply with this:

Dear S,  I’m sorry that your boyfriend is a douchebag.  But maybe instead of calling me a home wrecker, you should ask your boyfriend why he is going to speed dating, because that is where I met him.  He is clearly stepping out on you.  If you don’t have enough self respect to dump him, then you deserve all of the misery you are getting and will continue to get.  Oh, and good luck with the genital warts, since I’m assuming he’s probably given them to you by now.

I am not going to respond though, because I feel like this woman clearly has enough problems and I didn’t do anything wrong.  The higher road is always the better one to take and I'll just consider the whole episode with him a dodged bullet.


 

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